Saturday, July 19, 2008

Pick and Roll, Kick and Score, Angels and Devils and other Sports-related Ramblings

I now have about a month of events backlogged in the blog partition of my brain. That is why today's blog is about the Tour de Suisse, an event that happened a full month ago. With the Tour de France going on right now, cycling is still a valid topic of discussion- and you can talk about nose picking anytime. Well, maybe you should use some discretion about when you talk about nose picking, but it is a topic that never really loses relevance. Europeans are serious about their cycling, as evidenced by the number of events, teams, sponsors and fans. I've casually followed cycling as a sport and have enjoyed watching some of the races on TV. We thought it would be fun to see part of a race since we are here in Europe. We went to see the first day of the Tour de Suisse. The route on that day started and ended in the same place and made 3 laps that all passed through the starting town, making for an attractive stage to watch. I was disappointed to see that they don't explode out of the start but rather they made a leisurely lap around town and then gradually pick up the pace over the next few laps until the frenzied sprint at the end. Even after the first lap around town the main pack was dropping the Swiss Military Team. Poor guys. I think they need a better sponsor.
The one problem with seeing one of these races live is that you don't really see much of the action and even the sprint at the finish line is just a big blur of riders zooming by. Unfortunately we didn't discover that there was a large screen near the finish line broadcasting the whole race. That is because we didn't actually discover where the finish line was until about 20 min. before the end of the race. We thought the town seemed a little dead for such a big event. It turns out we were in the wrong place. I continued to follow the rest of the race with daily race updates. There was a spectacular crash by Frank Schleck while in the lead on Day 5 that you can see here. The crazy thing is that he lands in a tree, is not seriously hurt and continues the race.
If Europeans are serious about cycling, then they are absolutely rabid about football (what we Americans stubbornly refer to as soccer). Incidentally, I find it funny that the German word for football is Fussball, which is pronounced just like "foosball", the table top game commonly seen in pubs, sports bars and frat houses. The fact that Switzerland was one of the sponsors of the Euro '08, the european football championship games, for the entire month of June and I never wrote a word about it probably tells you something about my interest in the sport. Football fans shouldn't take it personally since I don't really enjoy any major organized team sports, including American football, baseball, basketball, hockey etc. On the way home from checking out the Tour de Suisse, we had to connect trains in Bern, one of the Euro '08 host cities. We decided that maybe we should also sample a bit of European football culture. Bern is a city of about 100,000 and the night before the city was overrun with over 100,000 additional fans from the Netherlands, all dressed in orange, for their game against France. The city streets were still quite crowded with visitors. All of the major cities in Switzerland, and some smaller ones, had "Fan Zones" set up where fans could go watch the games on large screens. We went to see what the Fan Zone scene was all about. There was a real feeling of celebration and camaraderie among fans on the street. My favorite scene was this group of girls making their way to one of the Fan Zones- one dressed in an angel costume pushing a shopping cart with a keg and a large box of fresh pretzels, offering beer and pretzels to passersby, while surrounded by a group of devils.

The last sporting event of the day that i'd like to discuss is nose picking. I have a hunch that nose picking is practiced all over the world, however, the cultural norms regarding nose picking are likely to vary from place to place. Today was the first time that I had witnessed public nose picking in Switzerland. I might not have thought too much about it but it happened both on the way to seeing the race and on the way back, on the same train leg. Both pickers were somewhat subtle about it, using the technique of rubbing the side of your nose with your forefinger, as if you have an itch, while probing with the thumb- but neither one cared to look around first to see if anyone might see them. I began to wonder if maybe public picking was more common in this region or if maybe we were on a special train where picking was allowed. After a little investigating I found that, although smoking and cell phone use is not allowed, picking is in fact allowed on some cars. Maybe now my eyes have been opened up to nose picking on the train because this past week I saw a girl on our local train picking away with the full forefinger up to the first knuckle. I'm willing to cut her a little slack since she has a nose ring and those things probably need a little extra cleaning. I've adopted a term for nose picking on the train, it is in keeping with our sports theme and is inspired by my basketball coach from age 13 who used to yell from the bench "Pick and Roll! Pick and Roll!"

Friday, July 18, 2008

Business as Usual

In Switzerland it is mandatory to have public liability insurance. This insures you against damage you may do to another person or their property. Better to be covered, that way we can go about our lives recklessly breaking things and we don't have to take any personal responsibility for it. After finding a company to insure us, we received a bill that was more than our original quote. Susan emailed the agent and got back a response explaining why the charges were higher- including the following lines, which I found particularly amusing: "I dont want that you feel I tuck you over the table, it is usual Insurancebusiness. Is this okay?" What I find amusing is not that the agent's English is less than perfect (after all, my German is less than functional), but that she is the first insurance agent i've known to admit that "tucking" you over the table is standard insurance business. And then she asks if that is okay. Well, yes, of course, if that is usual insurance business. At least she is up front about it.

Friday, July 4, 2008

The waiting is the hardest part


"The waiting is the hardest part
Every day you see one more card
You take it on faith, you take it to the heart
The waiting is the hardest part" Tom Petty.
I couldn't take it any longer. The waiting. I dutifully applied for my residence permit immediately upon entering the country. And then waited for the wheels of the bureaucracy to slowly grind toward a decision. I was granted a visa to enter the country with the intention of gaining residency, but the embassy had been sure to tell me that just because they approved my entry didn't mean that the my local canton (county) would approve my residence application. When you enter the country on a tourist visa, you must leave after 3 months. Although I wasn't exactly on a tourist visa, it was unclear what my status would be if I didn't have my residence permit after 3 months. I was rapidly approaching 3 months and my patience was running out. On Friday I decided it was time to go to our local town office and make sure that there were no problems with my application. I told the guy my name and a few words in German. He responded with a few words, including "Heute" (today). Today? Jackpot! My lucky day. He went to look in a pile of papers, made a phone call and then sent me upstairs to the cashier. The cashier presented me with my permit and a bill. The paying is the second hardest part. For just 161 CHF I was the proud new owner of a plastic sleeve with a piece of paper in it and photo of myself (that I had already paid for). I happily paid the fee in exchange for my plastic sleeve and the privilege of residing in Switzerland for the next year (until I would have to reapply). As I walked out of the building with a big grin on my face, I looked at the date on the invoice they had prepared to send to me and sure enough it was the same day. Not just a case of "oh yeah, we just got that today" now that you stopped by to ask, when really we've had it sitting here for the last month.
The waiting is the hardest part: Part II
About 2 months ago S lost her apartment key after a comical series of bad decisions that had to do with washing Raven in the river, Raven escaping and running about the forest, Raven being caught, S attaching her key to Raven's collar with a piece of string, key disappearing while running with Raven, you get the idea. Since then we have been operating with one apartment key and the combination of one garage key and storage area key. Most times I am home when S returns from work and she buzzes me and I open the door. If I am not going to be home I can leave the key in our storage area in the basement and she can enter through the underground garage, open the storage area and get the key. Then she must be home when I return. You can see how this might be slightly inconvenient. S requested a new key from our rental company and they told her it would take about a week. The keys are special security keys so we can't just go get our own copy at the local hardware store. After 2 weeks I inquired as to the status of our order. Then again after 2 weeks and then again about 2 weeks later. It was Friday and I was feeling lucky so I was going to head to the rental office and see why it was taking 2 months to have a key made. First I returned home and checked the mail. Jackpot! The key was in the box. Unbelievable. The 2 things I had been waiting months for both arrived on the same day! The paying is the second hardest part. One key, cut and mailed- 56.50 CHF. The freedom to live unmolested by the authorities and to enter our apartment at will- priceless.